Quickpoll Results

Who do you think is the author of the fake Larry Ellison blog?

the real Larry Ellison	76 (38.4%)
fake Steve Jobs (Dan Lyons, Forbes)	30 (15.2%)
Ken Jacobs, Oracle	9 (4.5%)
Kaj Arnö, MySQL	31 (15.7%)
Steve Shankland, CNet	7 (3.5%)
Dave Dargo, Blogger	11 (5.6%)
CmdrTaco, Slashdot	34 (17.2%)

A total of 198 votes have been cast in this poll so far.

Poll opened September 24, 2007.

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